Unsubscribing from emails is a lengthy, complex process. Well, it seems that way anyway. What takes so long for those companies to take me off their list? You can’t tell me that once I click that magical “unsubscribe” button, those unwanted subscription emails cannot be immediately halted? Scoff. Give me a break (and my inbox one as well).
Instead, I have to continue with a chaotic inbox for another month or longer, while, what?, the IT department sorts out the printed requests, alphabetizes them, scours them for bizarre personal email names, and then when they have had their laugh, they’ll approve my unsubscribing request? Note: my email name is very generic, nothing like candybarmama@xmail.com or anything of the ilk.
What’s worse? I did this! 1% off? Sign me up! Goat handbook? Sign me up! Roller Derby Association? Sign me up!
Those topics and discounts seemed grand at the time, but now?! I’m drowning in unwanted emails. Unsubscribe me, dammit! (cough) Please. I’m whisper-begging.
Hoss & Weasel 